WWIII Thongs - Are you prepared for the apocalypse? Shopping advice for the end of the world

Your man is prepping. He is buying stuff that you will never need. Let him. You need to look good when the end of the world arrives and you are either cherished like Madonna or used and thrown to the wolves. The difference between life and death could come down to how good you look as your man is destroyed before your eyes.

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