The Schedule - Day 1189
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The Schedule Day 1189
4/3/2026
Woke up this morning thinking about the song American Girls, Harry Styles. You rolled over, looking good in the morning, put your arm around me and moaned. I got up and put on the coffee. We brushed our teeth together. I thought about giving it to you over the bathroom sink. Alas, no tacos.
Two American pilots are on the run after the ejection seat in an F-15 fighter jet was deployed in Iran. A search and rescue mission is underway after a bounty was placed on their heads. It is unclear what brought the plane down.
Not into murder and weather this morning. Why does spellcheck flag the word 'weather'? It is fucking spelled correctly. Maybe I should write it in Hindi and see if recognizes that spelling. Tech shitters.
I have to stop listening to this song. I am not getting laid this morning. I put it on again anyway.
Let's see what's going on in Alaska this morning. I can see Russia from Sarah Palin's house.
NYT: White House Seeks $1.5 Trillion for Defense in new Budget Request. How much can we charge to park in the world's biggest parking lot in the middle-east? Iran is like that M. Night Shyamalan movie 'The Village'. No internet.
Kaitlan Collins and that nip-tuck pinched Joker face. Permanent snapshot of the lead-in to a smile and a smirk at the same time. Fixed ambiguity of simultaneous approval and condescension.
47 is going to make America great again right after me and Olivia Dean run away together.
Enron math. Mark to market. MBS 'pledges' $1 Trillion to the U.S. and the White House is asking for $1.5 Trillion in defense spending. This is kind of like the cost of services provided by The Department of Government Efficiency being nearly equivalent to the amount of fraud that was uncovered, but worse. Net neutral outcomes.
Nobody cares about the people in Iran.
Claudia Sheinbaum is what the leadership culture shift in the U.S. really looks like in the best case scenario for the Independent party laundromat where they mix up the darks with the whites and give you no control over the water temperature.
The Cartel could be the new best friend of independent thinkers in the U.S. Now that domestic thuggery has been normalized, random acts of violence can be mixed in with targeted hits as long as the pig decides whether or not you find the truffles.
BREITBART: Artemis II Astronauts Encounter Microsoft Outlook Glitch During Trip to The Moon. When I become president I am going to waterboard tech workers right there in the office. This would never happen if Taylor Swift were on that mission.
BREITBART: Byron Noem Paid $25 a Minute To Be Dominated with Dirty Talk. I wonder if women would actually pay for such a service. I have been considering a career change recently. How to monetize natural god-given talent that I have been giving away for free. Women probably would pay for it given how people abuse the lexicon these days. I knew a woman who did it just right. It's hard for a woman to be good at it. She would pepper it out there at just the right time, in just the right way. Filthy. She was classy though. Some women try too hard and become overly enthusiastic and then fall over like that scene in some movie with Isla Fisher involving a chair. This woman I knew would give just the right amount of stage direction while demanding that I do filthy disgusting things to her. I cannot think of a douchier name than Byron Noem.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Taylor Swift is really good with the dirty talk. I mean, Olivia Dean's singing voice is a chemical on my brain with 100% purity. I don't like my dirty talk from the Brits though. Taylor Swift brought the entire medium to a whole other stratosphere, don't get me wrong.
I remember as a young man going to a library and doing research on female erogenous zones while I should have been studying something else. Perhaps the trajectory of a political career is ultimately shaped by dirty talk and erogenous zones rather than math or spelling.
Government clown show full of B and C list grifters and morons.
They got one of them: Daily Mail: US pilot pulled from Iran in daring rescue mission as terrifying footage shows tribesmen shooting at search plane with second airman missing
... claims most of Iran's steel production capability has been destroyed...
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Dignity
45 was a bull in a China shop. 47 is a Hallmark remake on that shitty expensive recycled paper.
Developing: A-10 Warhog down near the Strait of Hormuz - another one. Pilot rescued. No reports yet on how these planes are just falling out of the sky.
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