The Proper Protocol for Evaluating Women - by Michael R. Cronin

You can insert this into my personal file as of 11/28/2025 at 2:07AM EST

There are three basic criteria upon which a woman is evaluated:

1. Face

2. Breasts

3. Ass

Hold questions until the end of the seminar. I know what you are thinking, "I personally like a great ass," and so do I, but please hold all questions until the end.

I like the smart ones, personally. Smart enough to know when to shut the fuck up and when to go the fuck home.

This is an average woman's dating profile: They say that they like 'deep conversation' but they chat like bots. They say that they look this way, but alas, never when I meet them. They all think that they have a 'serial killer' test - in which to prove that you are not one when in fact, they ALL secretly want to date a serial killer because they are so fucking boring that they can't stand themselves.

These are some of my prerequisite questions, during my survey:

1. How hard do you like to be spanked?

2. May I meet you?

3. Do you prefer to be spanked from behind?

4. Oh, you don't like to be spanked?

5. Well, what do you like?

6. Do you like putting bullshit filters on your dating profile?

7. How do you feel about that?

8. Do you want to talk about it?

9. The only reason I met you is because your parents are dead

10. How did you first hear about me?