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Writer's pictureAlly Ingram

Good First Date Questions

On a scale of 1 to 3 - how hard do like to be spanked?


Why are you talking to me right now?


Maybe the first two questions could be reversed


It depends on the situation. You have to let them come to you and then you choose from the press pool of candidates that can best elevate your profile. That is how I would do it.


I would totally screw your ugly friend just to make you jealous and then say your name while I am blowing my load on her face.


This way I create desire like a false headline and say that someone approached me in a bar - when all of you did and basically tried to gang up on my s -


But I am a gentleman.






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