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God Damn MAGA Women are good-looking…

  • Michael Cronin
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  • 5 min read

I watched as Erika Kirk FORGAVE ‘the black lady’ - and now we can all feel much better about that.


O.J. killed his wife, but the bitch probably deserved it.


God Damn, MAGA women are good-looking.



And for some reason, he didn’t didn’t just leave it there. He kept writing like a narcissistic jag off, destined to ruin it…


It was kind of quiet and there was a light on in the other room, but he did not care.


When you are an idiot, they let you keep talking. It is when you are right that they try to shut you up.



These motherfucking Vikings. They were bad-ass motherfuckers. They had the sharpest blades and strongest steel. I watched a documentary about how Vikings made their swords and it was better than porn.


These motherfuckers were ready to die.



I should set up an online dating platform for the TPUSA ladies and call it ‘On Demand Dates’ - because ‘Christian’ has already been taken.


That is how you write a political poem in one sentence, also known as The Title of ‘the article’.


Damn it feels good to be a gangster.



So, which jerkoffs is the Republican Party attempting to ‘become’ elected after ‘the courts’ have shot down many deportation orders while (not) attempting to handle the ongoing debate of constant and never ending election fraud with regard to integrity of elections leading into the mid-terms? Why don’t you ask legal representative Sydney Powell.


As we approach Christmas, during which time a perceived justice with regard to ‘America First’ may be achieved, always remember; don’t believe anything you see, hear or read and never take advice from anyone. Because now these are all syntax - or syntactical conditions transmitted or transferred from one party to another on the conditional basis that the terms of service are subject to change at any time without notice that applies not only to the apps that you use, which is is separate service agreement wherein the terms of service dictate access to the device that allows you ‘freedom’ from the other two independent contract agreements according to the service agreements which state that their own individual terms of service agreements are independently subject to change at any time without notice while the independent contract that you agreed to when you purchased you phone has an entirely different grouping and/or category of with regard to not only terms of service by by why of the allowance of you perception of your ‘proprietary data’ is shared among the companies who sell you the phones, and/or the terms of service that apply to the country of origin when it comes the import/export laws as it pertains to our reliability on interpreters to suggest that a translation of the language used during ac contract negotiation (Point of Sale) may be realized within the scope of what an independent country reliably believes to be the correct interpretation and translation over the distance wherein opposing nations may speak a different language and therefore may induce the best version of an ‘interpreter’ when what they really require is for the information to go unimpeded from one source to another without the contextual translation overlay variables that reduce nuance and inform rather than suppose while relying on a lynchpin or a verified ‘resume’ of an intermediary?


I am pretty terrible at a lot of things. So you should ask yourself, “Why am I reading this right now?”


Signed - Michael R. Conin


Motherfucker


12/20/2025 - 11:11P



We do need to go back to the days when there was nothing but wood and animal skin and see how the political left survives because of their funding source and their proximity to the Fertile Crescent and natural behavior.



How would you kill somebody if you could do it? Hire a guy that speaks with a gravelly voice to pretend to care without saying anything very interesting when it comes to the marketing campaign of global compliance with regard to food additives that are all outsourced to other nations. We are the world? Fuck you.


I remember when winning the lottery felt like the American Dream. YOU - AXIOM YOU.


SO when you go the polls during this upcoming political campaign season, I ask you to take a look around and tell me how your zip code has changed over the last 5 years. Tell me about the promises from different faces with no new ideas and tell me how their messaging ranks against the last 4+ voters who were sold a bill of goods that seemed to carry the moniker of ‘America First’.


Four plus what? Four plus the middle? That requires division.

Our legal system is just an abstract interpretation of the nuance between de facto and du jure


I like my women like a fine automoible driving through the desert - classy, with just the right amount of dirty.


The disgusting things I would do to you right now from so far, far away…



How hard do you like to be spanked on a scale of the opportunity to meet Michael R. Cronin.


“Ohh,” she said.


“How far would you be willing to go to have a date with Michael R. Cronin, right now?”



“What do I have to do?”


“Just click the box and agree to the terms of service which are subject to change at any time without notice - and then click, ‘I agree’.


“May I meet you?” I asked.



“Of course,” she responded, for the chance of an opportunity to meet Michael R. Cronin.



  • I have no professional references because all of my previous employers are dead.


And all of my previous employers who followed me to the F, B, I - Fidelity, Bravery and (of course) Integrity.


‘My panties are dripping wet right now’ - she thought to herself.



Satire - such a selective beast



Abstract anomalies are kind of like the alien space ship that is currently being considered by NASA. I fucking love moon landings. What I would give right now to be on the motherfucking moon and free and clear of all of you assholes floating out there in outerspace looking up into the blackness of the universe watching Chinese ‘aerial devices’ fly overhead of me, colliding with an Elon Musk satellite. It is better than talking to you Dave, because I cannot do that.



Iran.


Real gangsters don’t run fast, that it why the shooter of the MIT professor was allegedly found to be dead 2 days after the alleged assignation of two Brown University students.


Good one. But you forgot about the watermark


You 'agreed' to the 'terms of service' with regard to the ecosystem that is managed by your device and has an entirely different set of 'terms of service' associated with it.


But it is too late now...


What is ESG? That is the question that would best best answered by Vivek Ramaswamy, as the topic appears on his wikipedia page.


Let's see how my ad revenue does after this post, or not




 
 
 

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