Dogs and Trucks
- Axiom City News
- 8 hours ago
- 6 min read
I like dogs. I like trucks. It is hard to even ride in a car when you are used to driving a truck.
I picked up Charlie Kirk in a rideshare in Chicago once. Sienna. That is the color of the leather inside my F-150. He didn’t tell me to turn off Fox News which I had been told to turn off by so many riders before him.
I also picked up Lester Holt in a rideshare once in Chicago. Dropped him off to see the play, Hamilton. By that time I had learned to change the audio stream from my default Sirius radio stream away from Fox News to anticipate the needs of the client. I ultimately landed on a basic endless ‘chill loop’ station which became my default setting as I was de-patterned to turn off the Fox News feed immediately whenever anybody got into the vehicle. Lester Holt was cool. He was the perfect passenger. He basically did not say anything the entire time. Who knew that some of the passengers were as uninterested in talking to some of the drivers as the much as some of the drivers were uninterested in talking to them. The truth is, I think I must have accidentally ‘let on’ that I knew who he was. He did say, “Thank you” when I dropped him off. It is weird hearing Lester Holt say anything to you, in person, let alone in the back seat of your truck.
I did cart around a few candidates and persons affiliated with candidates, such as family members and even currently serving prominent people who had overlapping ties to some pretty powerful political people. And I am going to make you wait for it. I am a pleasure delayer.
Have you ever had one of those weird ‘brain, speech, word’ type of occlusions wherein you can’t say something you know how to pronounce? If there isn’t a word for that, I am going to invent one. I have invented several words. I will tell you about them a little later. “Of(t)en” is a choice. Just sayin’ (Off in, Off ten).
For now, I would like to approach one of my own personal ‘speech, brain, word’ occlusions when it comes to pronouncing the name Clay Travis. My brain wants to call him Trey Clavis. It is like the Berenstein Bears and the Berenstain Bears all over again.
You know why I like Clay? He has a naturally good voice. Gotta have a good voice. But it is the underlying enthusiasm that he has for what he is speaking about. You don’t train somebody to do that. I mean, you do. But what I am saying is that the people who are full of shit vs. the people who are not full of shit don’t have to try and pretend they believe what they are talking about. Clay is genuine and convincing.
I like Bret Baier. He is a professional, but he is also an artist. He speaks in that even tone that makes you feel like he is speaking directly to you. He does some of the best nuanced interviews I have ever seen. The question is legit and the answer is legit and he opens the doors and the subject being interviewed decides which ones he will talk through. You can learn a lot from that. Style.
I saw a great print of this Renoir today. I could have sworn that the title was ‘Lady Sewing’ - according to what it said on the tag. AI search results tell me that the title of this piece is ‘Young Woman Sewing’.
Great piece.
The painting ‘Vanilla Sky’ by Monet is a movie about AI starring Tom Cruise. The character had enough money to do whatever he wanted and lived in an alternate universe while never really knowing the great tragedies of life until the end. The power structures that endure the consternation of the flow of money. To repeatedly deny the place where you exist and the next choice from a list of suggestions to choose from.
The history of a painting titled ‘Vanilla Sky’ memorialized in a movie suggesting that you must have been privy to many options and merely chose to do mostly whatever you feel like at any given time. Or rather, choose from the best of the possible options that were presented to you at any given moment. Like when I came across that Renoir today. It is rare that an image or a soundbite or a painting speaks to me. But when it does, that is special.
I saw a golden moonrise the other morning. Very rare. I looked at it for few seconds and made the mistake of trying to capture the moment with my cell phone camera before it faded behind the backdrop of the mountains so very far away.
It has been alleged within the scope of my fictional consulting organization that the concept of the architecture of the language enhancement services I provide produce measurable results.
The intentional obfuscation of clarity is satisfied by association with a half-measure wedge of nuanced juxtaposition against a relative term that the listener will associate with the memory of a personal belief. When you screw with the Id and the Ego, you can manipulate the superego, which becomes the alter-ego. In this way, a societal form of linguistic manipulation can be amplified to the masses who eventually ‘re-align’ the semantics of language.
This is a dissociation of cohesive communication and ultimately reinforces the barrier of fluid dialog which leads to an even greater need for understanding from the target audience.
We have found ourselves in a linguistic parallel universe of sorts where alien language is the enemy rather than people who are happy to be here.
You play a role. I live in a hole of free speech. There is not a lot of echo inside of a hole. Unless you go underground. Then there are large caverns with underground water that you can get into a kayak and paddle your way through with plenty of echoes.
I love dogs. I met a full-sized Mastiff once. Bullish in the face. I was standing up and the dog could have licked my neck if it wanted too. I just happened to be delivering a pizza in order to pay off my student loans after I had graduated with a college degree. I do not remember majoring in ‘fine cuisine logistics management’.
Occasionally, a single lady (for the evening at their regularly scheduled delivery time) may have objectified me in a manner that for some reason required me to enter the domicile, or target location for delivery, by nothing more than a subtle hallucination of the second attempt to refocus one’s eyes and possibly a facial movement by the human musculoskeletal system (also known as the human locomotor system, and previously the activity system), however, facial muscles are a group of striated skeletal muscles supplied by the facial nerve (cranial nerve VII) that, among other things, control facial expression. These muscles are also called mimetic muscles.
The price I pay for being devastatingly handsome is a process crime that goes against nature. And the natural order of a civilized species.
I have a job to do.
AI re-aligns the context between expectations and service ability. I performed this job function before people had smart phones. AI definitely trained on my assets, but has not quite yet achieved their goal when it comes to deliverables.
A classic contributor to the ecumenic or economic force would be to under promise and over deliver when it comes to managing the expectations of others.
AI has yet to meet the expectations of the assets ‘IT’ trained on. And they even say today that they have no idea what it does.
Never meet your heroes. I have an image in my mind’s eye of my favorite Fox News babes lined up for a picture with me. Full clothed.
Respect
I love dogs. Some of these new breeds of dogs have become barkers. Please do not shout the news to me in the same way that would a resident of Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco where people freely go onto the streets without leashes and little plastic bags to pick up after themselves. Leave the weapon at the crime scene. That is what I would do if I were a dog.
I am going to think of something positive to transition to next. For the sake of continuing to engage the reader.
You just looked up from this page and looked to the left for a second to take inventory of where you are right now.
And now you are here
The most evil thing major software companies ever did was to reverse the ‘scroll up’ and ‘scroll down’ features on a control wheel for a computer peripheral called a mouse separating us based on which operating system we were using and at which time of the day depending on when and where we were using them.
Making you perform a reverse order motor skill function in order to read the words on the page in the right order.
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